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What is F-R News?

F-R News is a satirical publication where real-world events are rewritten through intentional name, place, and context replacement. It is comedy, not reporting.

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This site is satire. Names, places, dates, and institutions may be intentionally altered for comedic effect. Nothing on F-R News should be interpreted as a factual statement about any real person, event, or organization.

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